"I promised my only good eye to Gizmo anyway." Incredibly unlikely scenario!

"Heyyy, I would never. At least not before the fourth sequel." No one else would ever let Sal joke about being a masked killer without slowly backing away. Or calling him a freak and running. Which is why he tends not to make those jokes to just anybody. At any rate, he came here for a reason and he's getting distracted by their usual weird banter. "So can you come down?"